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After Hours Support
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This version of After Hours is designed to be
read at work, for those under close supervision from non-personal-websurfing-friendly
employers. The perfectly inocuous stock photo on the left helps convey the impression
that the page you are reading is actually something work-related, or at least
not completely frivolous. Of course, if anyone actually took a close look at this
page, your deception would immediately become transparent, leaving you to make
your halting explanations. This, however, is not my problem. I think I've more
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Personal Data
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Enterprise Solutions
And other corporate buzzwords litter the internet daily. Now see them put to good
use as camouflage for your time-wasting activities.
Maximize Your Potential
To completely squander your workday by reading weblogs filled with meandering
rantings. I think I see your boss walking this way. Quick, nod like you're reading
some really useful support document. Mutter something like, "This
knowledge base article hasn't been updated since May 2002." Okay, the
coast is clear. Phew, that was close.
Communicating Your Brand
Or whatever. What time is it, anyway? Isn't it almost time to go home?
Extended Support Options
I guess this is where I should note that this site is powered by Movable
Type and dedicated to my dear departed friend Skattie.
 "So,
you want me to transfer you right this second, but you don't want me to
put you on hold. Sir, by any chance did you fall and hit your head on the way
to work this morning?"
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