Hi there! If you're looking for the finest in web-based entertainment, look no further, for here it is. This, on the other hand, is just my lousy home page. I got drunk on New Year's Eve and decided to completely update this site with all-new graphics, a dynamic, cutting-edge layout, and new, exciting content!

After I sobered up, I realized that I have absolutely no time or energy to actually do these things. So here's some stuff to fill the empty space where I wiped all the old files off the server in my drunken frenzy. Thank God for backups!

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In lieu of actual fresh, new material, here's the less horrible bits from the old website. In other words, those of you who have seen this stuff before have come all this way for absolutely nothing. Ain't we got fun?

More than you ever wanted to know about the man Time Magazine called "Slobodan Milosevic."

Love...exciting and new...come aboard...

Mother...the blood!